Monday, May 28, 2007

Healthy Ramblin...What it's Like When You are High on Chocolate Covered Expresso Beans.

1500 Miles or 28 hours
by neverenoughtime and her Bro


Passing through Chicago with my Brother by my side
going crazy, driving, driving
Route 80, what a drag it is getting old
Rollingstones...........
I wish he'd stop singing
stop...stop...
going crazy

I wouldn't want to be anywhere else
high water...what did that sign say??
Pass me that Bible
and throw away the doobie

There's my Jeep!
It's black, black as night
Take that hardtop off
Let the wind go through your hair
Hey it passed the Hemi??

Going to the Port of Indiana
Sailing on the black sea
thump, thump, thump

Trivia.......
"Well, I've got nipples, can you milk me?"
Ben Stiller is your clue

We waved at some Sassiekitty
sailing first West then East
Who makes a grown man cry
and some man who can't get no satisfaction...

I wanna be your knight in shining armor
and come to your emotional rescue
I've been walkin in Central Park
Signing after dark
People think I'm Krazyyyy.......

Nothin on my feet
shufflin through the street
asking people...tic..tic..tic..
what's the matter with you boy?

If I could stick my hand in my heart
and spill it out all over the stage
would it satisfy
BUT I guess, I'm lying to myself
cause I just won't get you child

Sanity...Sanity...SanityInn Wind
I missed you Friday Night
So instead, I guess we'll just sing
Wooooooo Black Betty Bamalamb
Betty had a child
and that child was wild
Sweet Child of Mine

So I had to get my Gun
and lay my black roses
on my son

Is this fantasy or is this reality
Look into my eyes and see
that noone knows what it's like to
be a sad woman..to be a bad woman
behind blue eyes

To telling lonely lies
But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience
seems to be

Mile marker 51
Ground Control to Major Tom
You're just sittin on a sack of seeds
waving down all the weeds
Pass the Bong, and sing a song so I may get back some
Insanity....

We passed a burning truck today
we hope that the driver got away
but if he didn't
then we pray that he went quickly on his way

But on that stairway to heaven
you can't bring along
Mr. Saturday Night Special
that's got a barrell that's blue and gold
cause it's good for nothin
cept put a man six feet in the hole

Ashhhh-hole
Still pondering the answer?
maybe you ought to "Meet the Fockers."

And while you are there
you might notice
the light in the window
in the crack in the sky
so look out Chicken Little
cause the sky is really fallin

Your Mama told you....
you're not supposed to talk to strangers
Look in the mirror
You tell me...do you think your life's in danger?
No more tears
for fears

Cause all of the seasons
and all of the days
are all of the reasons
that I feel this way for you it's true

Healthy Ramblins
to try to stay awake
so sell your kids for food
weather changes moods
Little Will likes all our pretty songs
and he likes to sing along
and he likes to shoot his gun
but he don't know what it means
cause it's just nothing but healthy ramblins

She didn't know
that just because
a silly sign
that said..Notre Dame
in Indiana really isn't the
Notre Dame she thinks it is -ha ha

So what else is there to see
said the sign
so....Simon said
Big Wheels Keep on Turnin
Carry me to my kin
so just turn it up
and take notice

Hey, Mr. Trucker
Mr. Trucker Man
Emergency stopping only
and fines are doubled
in Construction Zones

Ergo, you might be Mishawaka home
Get it??
Yeah..Get it??
Yeah, but not enough....

What a drag...we're only
a half a tank away from
Iowa with four tanks and a half to go

Ohhhhh..He had to say this
Hopefully it's just good mileage
with the wind on our backs
and a whole world yet to go.

So....take notice
it's Bitter Sweet Road
No...really Rd.

Wooooo, what happened
did we get sucked into space??
Now I know why they call them Reststops
But, aren't we supposed to feel rested?

Cleo..Princess Cleo
You're such a good dog
Sheppard and a Basanji
One who obeys and the other whom does not
Open that window
there is a haze of dog hair

She got a ticket to ride
but she don't care
Ma Baby don't care

Lake Erie
How erie it was to approach you in the dark of night
now the sun is shinin
and you're so cleary
not the water, but the sky...Lake Erie

He was a boogy woogy bugle boy
a Company Bee
Oh no no no
I DON'T THINK SO

three hours until home
my did we roam
Congratulations Jeffrow
You did it, and we are proud
What happened to that two year old boy?
You've become such a mature young man
Don't get caught up in the present
strive to achieve your dreams

and remember...we are always here for you
don't forget your family
We Love You!

2 comments:

Cindy said...

AWESOME!!!

ENCORE!! =)

Cindy said...

((((((((gettin&sis))))))))))

I so ADORE being mentioned in this post =)

THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF ME!

SMMOOOOCHIES TO YA BOTH =)

~SASSYKITTIE

My Mind is Mush